Posting Some Of The Funniest Sayings On The Jay Zippo Channel on Youtube
I take some liberties and I enhance the interaction. Enjoy my idiocy.
Tara Dikoff
Tara: Proof is in the pudding.
Piper: What does that even mean anyways?
Tara: Not sure, but you can be pudding that tongue anywhere you like too.
Piper: *blink blink blink*
Piper: Better in our hands anyways
Tara: Very true. If it’s in your hands, you might want to wash your hands after that though.
*Piper, raises an eyebrow – wat?*
Tara: You’ll have cats trying to lick your fingers…
*Piper shakes head slowly, look of disappointment on her face*
Mayor Hancock: I need to take a walk again. Get a grip on what really matters…
Tara: Well you’re a ghoul, you can’t grip on what really matters… you would probably pull it off.
*Zippo cringe face – ouch*
Tara: That sucked some baaaallllls
* Piper runs across a roof and disappears *
Tara: Whoa Piper, where did you go?
*Piper reappears 5 feet from Tara *
Tara: You just disappeared! You were like, titties on a hot tin roof!
Tara: (Talking to herself) We traveled the entire coastline of Far Harbor…
Tara: Hmm. I guess we gave the island a rim-job.
Piper: I don’t think we will make pretty looking ghouls.
Tara: I don’t know, even as a ghoul I would lick you. I just hope your labia doesn’t come off, that would be disgusting.
Piper: Way to hold your own blue.
Tara: Yeah, I hold them both and squeeze the nipples once in a while too.
After the 5th time Billy the boy ghoul screams and runs away
Tara: Billy man, you really have to grow some balls. I know your balls were probably radiated off, but you have to find a way to grow them back, ok?
Billy: (WTF?)
At the Atom Cat’s place after a battle
Tara: I always lose where the bodies are… oh peepers! (The bot from the Atom Cats)
Tara: Peepers is down.. oh no. Maybe you can get some Viagara and get your peepers up!
Piper walks into Mayor Hancock a few times
Tara: Hey, piper, get off of Hancock, you are going to make him want to… well, Hancock.
Tara: (talking to herself) Novice Lock? I eat novice locks for breakfast.
* Bobby Pin Breaks *
Tara: Ok, they are a little chewy… kind of like your mom’s labia.
*sneaking around a building*
Tara: Piper, please don’t come through the back-end… errr…hehhheh
Tara: I mean, you can but I did just have Yum Yum Deviled Eggs, so you might want to take caution… I mean I found a Gasmask on a Raider back there I am sure that will help.
*Shooting a bear in the head*
Tara: OHHHH Just took a little off the top.
*Killing the bear with a shot in the head*
Tara: Just call me BAYER (bear) Aspirin, because he no longer has a headache… or a head.
* found 2 Jets *
Tara: Yes, more Jet! We can get really f*cked up.
* picks up Jet *
Tara: F*ck bojangles, fire up a few Jets and we can get Momma Murphy and she can shoot dust out her wahoo.
Tara: Dogmeat will you get the hell out of my way before I shove this gun up your ass.
Dogmeat: * whine *
Tara: You will be eating kibbles and bits through your butthole for a week!
*walks into room and finds a Mole Rat, dead, head first in a hole*
Tara: Oh look, its presenting. It’s like the blow up doll for the Mole Rat Community…
* Shoots Raider in the ass with a Sniper Rifle *
Tara: I just gave her an enema… the Bullet Enema… and the flavor was LEAD BABY….
Piper: * Silence *
Tara: Come on that was good… ok it wasn’t give me a break.
Ginger Snaps
Ginger finishes killing a dragon…
GINGER: ohhh yeah… feel that soul. I am like the tampon of dragon souls.
Forge Lady: Are you looking for protection or deal some damage?
Ginger: I want to deal some damage… to your puussyyy…. I wanna crush it.
*sinks her blade into the enemy*
Ginger: Eat my b..b…blade… or eat… eat… something, just don’t eat me… leave that too Arissa.
Svana Titanborn
Svana: I smell a trap!
NPC: It might be a trap!
Svana: Unless that is your panties… * choking sound *
Svana: F*uck me in the goat ass.
Totes McGoats: * BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *
Svana: Oh no, don’t f*ck me in the goat ass, or… don’t f*ck totes in the ass…
Svana: Just don’t f*ck anyone in the goat ass, ok?
NPC: Blow his great horn.
Svana: I am not blowing no one… and if I find out this orcs wiener is called the “Great Horn” I’m coming back here and kicking your ass!
NPC: I do not dismiss rumors out of hand, whether there is an actual library or it could be or a fiery pit of Daedra.
Svana: I hope that is not a code for your vagina.
NPC: The guards will let you come and go…
Svana: Jebus, is this common knowledge, it’s like I have a GoPro on my vagina.
Svana: How much dump is enough dump Toats?
Toats: BAHHHH
Svana: How much dump is a dump dump dump is a dump dump dump dump dump…
Argonian that was saved: Branches part and I am free! (She runs off)
Svana: Branches part and I let one go… and poor totes is always behind me, he has one tough nose
Toats: BAHHHH
Another Argonian writhing in pain: Whats wrong? You smell my farts too?
Damnation
Guacamole: I will have a hero’s end.
Rourke: I have a hero’s end, but what comes out of it is pretty villainous.